(I never do humor in poetry. Never. Well, never until now. But if a poem came to me that was mildly humorous about something connected with a deity, at least I know that the god in question DOES have a sense of humor.)
I suppose, dear Hermes,
that I should look upon these crises
as challenges meant to help me grow,
but I would really just like to know
what happened
to my wifi
and
my bus.